I am back from my very long business trip.
A lot has gone on in McKinley since I left, and now I’m back it’s my job to catch you, my trusty gossip army, up.
I’ll start with the light news, Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman, McKinley’s very own “badass” has been trying on makeup? Better Pucker up Berry, looks like your “man” has a few surprises.
The Puckerman family extending? I have it on reliable sources that Calliope is pregnant? Obviously following suit of her older brother, who also had a pregnancy scare with none other than the goody-two shoes Miss Berry. Calliope and Sam are also on the rocks. Maybe Evans is having cold feet? Too late now you have a baby on the way.
Quinn let her mothering skills slip as Beth fell and hit her head whilst Finn was over. They had spent the night with Puck at the hospital where he allegedly told her she was to never seen Beth again.
Beckley and Mike seem to be getting closer, Kurt and Blaine have not changed and remain the gay power couple at McKinley. Puck and Rachel are also still as strong as ever, but it looks as if Puck is torn between his best friend (Kurt Hummel) and his girlfriend (Rachel Berry) as he has been asked multiple times who he would pick if he had to. Each time Puckerman has remained passive and simply answered with a smartass comment about how he cannot choose.
We also have a gaggle of new students here in the halls of McKinley; Karli, Zac and Kaitlin. Karli is seemingly the new good girl, but likes to stir up the calm waters on the blogs, I think I replaced my Berry. Zac is a self proclaimed homophobic from “Down Under” but was “raised that way”. Personally I don’t care, but I would like your views gossip army. And Kaitlin seems to know Zac, but she hasn’t made much of an impression so far, she is also from Australia.