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New kid love triangle going on put that in your blog

Anonymous

Hmm, so Karli, Zac and Katie? Tell me more anon.

Pucker up?

I am back from my very long business trip.

A lot has gone on in McKinley since I left, and now I’m back it’s my job to catch you, my trusty gossip army, up.

I’ll start with the light news, Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman, McKinley’s very own “badass” has been trying on makeup? Better Pucker up Berry, looks like your “man” has a few surprises.

The Puckerman family extending? I have it on reliable sources that Calliope is pregnant? Obviously following suit of her older brother, who also had a pregnancy scare with none other than the goody-two shoes Miss Berry. Calliope and Sam are also on the rocks. Maybe Evans is having cold feet? Too late now you have a baby on the way.

Quinn let her mothering skills slip as Beth fell and hit her head whilst Finn was over. They had spent the night with Puck at the hospital where he allegedly told her she was to never seen Beth again.

Beckley and Mike seem to be getting closer, Kurt and Blaine have not changed and remain the gay power couple at McKinley. Puck and Rachel are also still as strong as ever, but it looks as if Puck is torn between his best friend (Kurt Hummel) and his girlfriend (Rachel Berry) as he has been asked multiple times who he would pick if he had to. Each time Puckerman has remained passive and simply answered with a smartass comment about how he cannot choose.

We also have a gaggle of new students here in the halls of McKinley; Karli, Zac and Kaitlin. Karli is seemingly the new good girl, but likes to stir up the calm waters on the blogs, I think I replaced my Berry. Zac is a self proclaimed homophobic from “Down Under” but was “raised that way”. Personally I don’t care, but I would like your views gossip army. And Kaitlin seems to know Zac, but she hasn’t made much of an impression so far, she is also from Australia.

~ Jacob.

what do you mean brittany and i aren't public??? i dont know what you're talking about jewfro

Santana, everyone knows you bat for the other team, why would you bother lying?

Jacob sending gossip straight to your newsfeed.: Relationship update.

thelonglostpuckerwoman:

jewfro-blogging:

Right, so this week has been full of ups and downs… some more than others if you get what I mean.

Anyway:

Blaine was in hospital, that’s what you get when you leave your puppy at home alone Kurt. Klaine, however are still going strong.

Puckleberry, still going strong, furthermore, it is to my…

s-sam doesn’t like me. i really hate you so much right now, jacob.

Totally used to it by now Puckerman.

Jacob sending gossip straight to your newsfeed.: Relationship update.

fabraycutie:

jewfro-blogging:

Right, so this week has been full of ups and downs… some more than others if you get what I mean.

Anyway:

Blaine was in hospital, that’s what you get when you leave your puppy at home alone Kurt. Klaine, however are still going strong.

Puckleberry, still going strong, furthermore, it is to my…

I like not being the skank ;)

I know, I thought I would give you some good publicity for a bit.

Relationship update.

Right, so this week has been full of ups and downs… some more than others if you get what I mean.

Anyway:

Blaine was in hospital, that’s what you get when you leave your puppy at home alone Kurt. Klaine, however are still going strong.

Puckleberry, still going strong, furthermore, it is to my knowledge that Puckerman has corrupted innocent Berry, as they were caught (secretly) sneaking away into the legendary room 203. I’ll let you figure out the rest.

The confusing square of love, (Sam, Mike, Beckley and Calliope) continues; rumour has it, Sam likes Beckley Miller and Calliope Puckerman, both Beck and Calliope like him in return, and poor Mike is still sitting on the sidelines fawning over Beck. Who knows what will happen there?

Fuinn is still going strong, it seems as if Finn has put the little brunette behind him, and is now focusing on his blond girlfriend, who has also put her skanky ways in the past.

Santana and Brittany still aren’t “public” but please, we all know something is going on there.

This has been your weekly relationship update and I have been Jacob.

~Jacob

Park of love?

Now, in Lima there are a few legends, if you will, one of which about the park down the road from Lima elementary school.

This is still being proven by teenagers of our generation, we have had mixed couples going to the park, most of which involved Puckerman (Noah).

Noah has been seen there with Quinn Fabray and Beckley Miller as of late. Does this mean he is rekindling his love with all of his former flames? Is he thinking of making a community full of women to fulfill his needs?

When I know, you’ll know.

~Jacob

puck and beck seen in park. cal and beck seen in park (threesome love triangle with sam?)

Anonymous

hmmm, well done anon.

Innocent sleepovers?

Calliope Puckerman seems to be spending more and more time together, what that could mean, I’ll leave it up to you to judge.

Does this mean Beck is falling by the way side? Is she seeking comfort in fellow glee member Mike?

When I know, you’ll know.

~Jacob

cal is sleeping over at sam's tonight

Anonymous

On it.

I’m out for the day, but gossip army, I expect my ask to be full of gossip! GO!

Jacob’s thoughts

  • I wonder if Coach will like me now?
  • I am a God
  • Oh gossip army, I do love you
  • I’m hungry
  • I love Berry,
  • Berry’s legs go on forever,
  • her skirt was super short today
  • I really caused a stir today
  • I owe it all to my gossip army
  • I really am hungry…

fabraycutie:

jewfro-blogging:

fabraycutie:

jewfro-blogging:

fabraycutie replied to your post:Heard in the hallway: Finn is a woman.

this is bullshit, Finn has a penis.. I’ve seen it ;)

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Well, this shows a lot about you then Quinn.

what does it show exactly?

That your reformed christian self gives into teenage impulses, not such a good girl now, are we Fabray?

yes, I have seen Finns penis.. that doesn’t always mean sex..

ummhmm, okay.

A Quick get together in the park.

According to reliable sources, Quinn Fabray was seen with Noah Puckerman in the park having a heart to heart, it is then to my information that she then sat on his lap, now, I don’t know about you, but if I was just friends with someone, that someone being an ex, sitting on their lap is pretty much a no-no, especially when you are alone with that person.

So Rachel cheating on Puck, Puck cheating on Rachel and Quinn just going with everyone breathing.

Hmm, maybe glee isn’t such a good influence? Although Fabray isn’t in New Directions anymore, maybe she’s the bad apple?

~Jacob

fabraycutie:

jewfro-blogging:

fabraycutie replied to your post:Heard in the hallway: Finn is a woman.

this is bullshit, Finn has a penis.. I’ve seen it ;)

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Well, this shows a lot about you then Quinn.

what does it show exactly?

That your reformed christian self gives into teenage impulses, not such a good girl now, are we Fabray?